Item # 53117
Shipping Weight: 2 pounds
6 available for immediate delivery
PERV the Elf is an hilarious talking plush elf with a HUGE secret. Press his hand and he will waggle his tongue and remark with any one of over 10 raunchy holiday-related phrases. "SAMPLE STOCK SOLD AS IS!"
- Have I got a present for you!
- You live in the middle of nowhere surrounded by short guys all year and you'd be horny too!
- You know elves aren't short everywhere!(Giggle)
- Naughty is my middle name!
- Don't Tell Santa but Mrs. Claus is on Fire!
- Want to see my North Pole?
- Want to touch my lump of Coal?