Perv the Elf

Perv the Elf

Item # 53117
Price $14.99
Shipping Weight: 2 pounds
6 available for immediate delivery

PERV the Elf is an hilarious talking plush elf with a HUGE secret. Press his hand and he will waggle his tongue and remark with any one of over 10 raunchy holiday-related phrases. "SAMPLE STOCK SOLD AS IS!"

  • Have I got a present for you!
  • You live in the middle of nowhere surrounded by short guys all year and you'd be horny too!
  • You know elves aren't short everywhere!(Giggle)
  • Naughty is my middle name!
  • Don't Tell Santa but Mrs. Claus is on Fire!
  • Want to see my North Pole?
  • Want to touch my lump of Coal?


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